Aren’t you guys wondering why is that I always come up with writings orbiting around love, relationship and marriage? Well, you shall ask me why but I really don’t have a great answer to it. So let’s get straight! I’d always say- Somehow, at some point of time, under some weird influences we absolutely fall head over heels in love! It’s a fact and you can’t deny it. For some it’ll work out of blue and for some it’s an another missed boat! But don’t you think crying over the split milk is an utter nonsense? Because, ‘Breakup’ breaks you down, so better ‘Break up’ with breakup before the ‘Breakup’ breaks you more! (Woo hoo! Doesn’t it sound much like a tounge- twister?)
Your tears are still far from the cry of those who doesn’t really deserve you. I swear it’s really hard to see your sulking face, swollen eyes, messed up hair, un maintained jungli beard and in the shabby pajamas of yours. And I’m not here to say, ‘ Oh! I’m so sorry to hear that’, ‘Oops! Must have been hard to digest the truth right?’ nor to mourn your loss but to party with you for your narrow escape! So, here are few ‘Must Do’s’ to unhook yourself from the “Breakup zone”!
Tip 1: Cleanse your aura!
This is one cleansing method to get rid yourself off the memories, good old days, the so called romantic stuffs and gifts and ofcourse how can I forget the pictures afterall? Cleanse, cleanse & cleanse and once you feel that you’re all holy guess what? Cleanse again and say goodbye! (‘cuz I know you are still not over it and I cannot take a chance).
Tip 2: Never hesitate to smack if someone post-mortems your past!
Trust me! There are lot of people out there more interested to check out your ass than theirs! And dare you hesitate to give one sweet punch on their face afterall they’re jobless except for sprinkling salt onto your cuts!
Tip 3: Care for some lone time!
Having cleansed your aura and returning the nosy people the flavour of their own medicine, spare yourself some lone quality time. Care for a fancy dinner in your cozy room lit up with candles, read your favourite picked novel with a steaming cup of coffee or chaai, dust up the old PlayStation, go for nice long walk or a drive with your favourite kind of music on, travel and laugh your life out or may be you shall do something that you’ve always wanted to do! I bet you’ll totally figure out your worth at the end of the day.
Tip 4: It’s Spa season!
Rejuvenation is a must! Lot of people find it useless but count on me it absolutely works. Treat yourself with a relaxing and calming spa treatment. Why not some Pedicure and manicure, some luscious hair spa and yeah Chop, chop, chop! your hair is done. Groom up to flatter the hot chicks and hunks out there with the your newest macho and hot avtar. So,Why just be an ex, be THE HOTTEST EX!
Tip 4: Hang around with fellas!
Friends and family are the one and one only cure to every single problem and pains of yours. They don’t tell you that they care but they do more than they care. Try to grab atleast a meal with them, hang around the house or have a quick visit to family. Make sure to flush out the pent up agony and negativities. And no matter what happens just remember that friends and family are always a blessing in disguise.
Tip 5: Focus on your future!
You are absolutely perfect now. You’re guilt-free, stress-free, independent, strong and a contended Man/Woman. Look out and set onto the path of your dream career. Nothing is a rocket science that’s hard to achieve. Finally, listen to what your heart says and enjoy the rest of your life to the zenith.
Spilling insights is my favourite hobby ‘cuz every person is special and every soul deserves happiness. Not every lovers are happy and not every lovers who parted ways are traumatized. The ball is on your court and I really now feel that’s it’s time to ‘ Break up with ‘Breakup’, because your life costs you more than an arm and a leg!